From the love-making frock, with the proper sized cock Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor.
The top came off, The ink went wild, And now she's the mother of a colored child.
Two elephants named Harry and Fay Could not kiss with their trunks in the way.
There once was a fencer named Fisk, Whose speed was incredibly brisk.
For just think" said she, "how nice it would be To keep all the pricks that I got.
But as she grew older, The landlord grew colder, And now they live out in a tent.